Ikea

a large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces.
(open something that unexpectedly needs to be -ssembled)”sh-t! i got ikea’d”
a furniture company that sends delivery men to your house, whose real purpose is to take a huge dump in your toilet.
the ikea delivery guy went p–p in our bathroom.
ikea, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of ikea and watch…
madness
chaos
emotional breakdowns
anarchy
insanity
confusion
serious furniture related injurys
arguing
fighting
midlife crisis’
vomiting
paranoia
death
accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
misplacement of kids
divorces
marriages (thats how lost you can get)
temper tantrums
temper tantrums from kids
barbarity
and stupidity all unfold
any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing
a large swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self–ssembled furniture. ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an -ssortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. a nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

also has a swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.
let’s go to ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!
swedish for “see if you can put this sh-t together.”
ok, we got the boxes to fit in the car and carried them up 4 flights of stairs.. time to ikea.”
best furniture store ever. most of the stuff there is from europe and designed by euorpeans. makes taking your stuff home easy because they use the flat packing method.
i just easily brought my t.v. entertainment center home thaks to ikeas flat packing
something that looks really nice from a distance, but when you get closer, you realize it’s actually very cheap.
“that chick looks hot from here, but trust me, she’s totally ikea!”

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