iLady
while texting with an iphone or a similar smartphone, send your friends a naked ilady by using the following characters:
first text: (.y.) or ( . y . ) (br–sts; add a sp-ce on either side of the period/nipple to make the b–bs bigger]
then text: l . l (abdomen/navel)
then text: ({8}) (hips/-ss/vag/-sshole)
she should come out looking like this:
(.y.)
l . l
((8))
she doesn’t have a face, but kissing on the mouth is too personal anyway…..we’re going right for that stretchy 8….
julie sent me an ilady during my sales presentation and i laughed my -ss off as each text came in!!! look at the huge vag she has!!! stretchy 8!!
(.y.)
l . l
((8))
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