Ilianna
the craziest f-cked up mexican best friend you will ever get!! shes lazy, strong-willed, crazy, creepy as f-ck, loving, a good cuddler/pillow, and laughs at every. single. f-cking. thing. its amazing. shes one of the best people youll ever meet. when you meet her don’t let go!! especially if youre the lucky guy 😉 😉
guy 1 ” d-mn, who is that s-xy b-tch?!”
guy 2 ” dude that’s ilianna!! shes amazing!!”
guy 1 ” no kidding!! i wish i was her man. look at all that s-xy mexicanness.”
girl 1 ” wow. shes soooo pretty.”
girl 2 ” i know right, i wish i looked like her 🙁 ”
girl 1 ” me too, i wish we were best friends.”
girl 3 ” smd b-tches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shes my best friend, shes my hoe!!!! i love you ilianna baby!!!!!!!!!!!”
a quiet little mexican girl that cant mop or speak spanish. she usually has her sister cook for her because she doesnt know how to. she loves egg tacos.
she is such an ilianna
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