kobe’s way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the nba finals when obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.the phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
coach:kobe why didn’t answer my phone yesterday?
kobe: i’ll answer after the fifth ring.
a fayaad is the best of best friends. he always stands up for his friends. he loves to talk, if you have a conversation with him he can probably go on forever, especially texting. he crazy and amazing. nice bodies. also, sometimes have a positive att-tude when talking to others “you are so lucky to […]
- schloppy b**bs
the inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom. oh, ho-lee-sh-t!! i haven’s seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun…now the b-tch just has a sad set […]
- stuff my dude
asking a guy friend to stuff his d-ck in you when you’re feeling blue. bryce: hey man, you still b-mmed about thomas moving? dustin: yeah, plus matt and sean getting into that accident. mind asking nick to stuff my dude? i think it would make me feel better.
- ti 84 plus ce
a calculator that one can play games on. look at those people playing ti-84 plus ce games! they should just get phones!
- coffee rip
a small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation. everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed. if i’m trying to conserve my herb, i just take a coffee rip.