i’ll fuck anything that moves


an expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you’re up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the f-ckers motivated out of the house.

before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, frank said: “all right. let’s h-t the f-ckin’ road. . . let’s go. . . . now it’s dark. . .
let’s f-ck. . . i’ll f-ck anything that moves.”

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