I’ll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex


a statement reflecting profound unhappiness.
“oh, man. the other day on the poudre i missed decision rock and got my -ss handed to me. there was carnage everywhere and i was like, ‘i’ll take things that suck for 500 please, alex.'”

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