Illegally Black


a black person who acts like or thinks that they are a white person.
ray (black): how many white people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

bill (white): how many?
d-ck (white): how many?

ray (black): none, they’ll have a n-gg-r do it!

bill (white): ha ha ha
d-ck (white): ha ha ha

bill (white): hey d-ck, he’s illegally black!

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