illfated
1. a manner of wich something or someone becomes enveloped in a continuos onslaught of ridiculously horrible coincidental situatins.
2. simply put, to have bad luck, for those of u with fecal matter for brains.
3. a bad case of the heebii-geebiis.
1. dude that was illfated!
2. carl- dood did u hear what happened to jeffy?
zak- yea man pretty illfated huh!
carl-too bad he died.
‘jeffy was a ran over squirl brought down by drunk driving.’
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