Illinois Walrus Bang
the act of shoving two (preferably large) p-n-ses in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.
optional: the one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the -n-s during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. the one being f-cked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
“remember that somebody out there prefers the illinois walrus bang over the illinois backyard roast”
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