Illiterate Teenager
1.) the current generation of teenagers that have little to no education whatsoever, and strictly (strictly) refuse to get any of said education, or a job which requires such education.
2.) a steadily increasing number of teenagers that type/text things with unspeakably hideous grammar, replacing easy to spell words, such as “are” and “too/to/two” with “r/r” and “2”, respectively.
3.) 90% of the teenagers in high/middle schools, and, unfortunately, soon to be elementary schools, commonly seen with a plastic bottle filled with a tiny bit of liquid (like sweet tea or soda) to give the impression that they are drinking it, when they are really using it as a “spitter” for their disgusting chew tobacco, or “snuff”. also known for never brushing their teeth. ever.
1.) read? read? read?!?!?!?! who da f-k reads deez dayz?? i aint readin nuttin u stupid f-k, who da f-k do u think u r tryin to get me 2 read?!?!!
2.) stupid teenager: “yo whats up trick u goin 2 dat party tonite?! ima f-k a s-xii chik 4 sho!! aint n-body stoppin me, trick!!
me: -.- shut the f-ck up and stop texting me, you stupid illiterate teenager.
3.) teenager 1: yo dawg, you got a empty bottle?
teenager 2: um, yeah, i’m going to throw it away.
teenager 1: no no no, dawg, lemme have it!!
teenager 2: what could you possibly need an
empty bottle for?!
teenager 1: ima use it as a spitter!!
teenager 2: ……you’re an idiot. -throws bottle away-
you want it? go get it, f-cker.
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