Illitimotorist


absolute -ss hat.

a motorist who just knows how to do everything exactly wrong, and enjoys annoying the living sh-t out of you.
daniel is an illitimotorist. he actually cannot drive. he actually could not drive his way out of a wet paper bag!

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