illuminati confirmed


while nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there’s still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. no they truly _don’t_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in bavaria in the same year as the united states gained its independence from britain. or y’know, yeah! they do! …’cause who am i to question our ill-strious, malevolent overlords…

it is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
– troll naive children
– poke fun at conspiracy theorists
– invoke (mild… at best) lulz

source: i’m the princess of the dark underbelly of the internet / mistress of the multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, ’cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: i saw katy gaga-cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she’s reptilian!

scrub 2: illuminati confirmed!

normal person 1: tha f-ck?
when something is proven to be illuminati they are “illuminati confirmed”
omg! have you seen rihanna, she is illuminati confirmed!
that is definable as illuminati confirmed
while nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there’s still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. no they truly _don’t_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in bavaria in the same year as the united states gained its independence from britain. or y’know, yeah! they do! …’cause who am i to question our ill-strious, malevolent overlords…

it is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
– troll naive children
– poke fun at conspiracy theorists
– invoke (mild… at best) lulz

source: i’m the princess of the dark underbelly of the internet / mistress of the multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, ’cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)
scrub 1: i saw katy gaga-cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she’s reptilian!

scrub 2: illuminati confirmed!

normal person 1: tha f-ck?

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