illuminazis


(d) = (r) = n-z-s = b-tts-x
a bunch of uncle f-ckers
another name for the illuminati. the illuminati is an organization run by the annunaki who in turn run the government that rules the people. the annunaki came into power by creating these human bodies we reside in and asking the people of earth to live in them. at that time earth was more formable and free, but the annunaki wanted to gather gold to keep them alive. their creation of a human biomachine allowed them to gather gold while through humans. something in gold is used to keep their physical bodies alive indefinitely. money is used to control the human slave race’s freedom right down to the bare necessities of food, shelter, and clothing. no wonder money is tied to gold.

if the illuminati or annunaki are fully exposed, they loose their power, so they stay hidden while they rule. if someone speaks out, they discredit what was said so that they get made fun of and no one listens to them. (tin foil hats anyone? maybe there’s something to it. also, look at other definitions of this word. some of them might try to discredit the validity that the illumin-z-s even exist.) if something gains too much popularity that it can’t be discredited, then they take over what’s become popular and bend it into something that no longer serves people or is way too expensive for most people. (ex. commercialized reiki – there are some of us still willing to help for free and train you as well, though.)
illumin-z- means the same as illuminati and was given the name due to their n-z- behavior. (ex. electrifying caged children as part of their mind control programs.)
an evil legion of demonic lizard illuminati n-z-‘s trying to take over the world.

a fake organization used to demonstrate the mental incapacity of a person who is crazy enough to believe everything they see, read, or hear; especially regarding conspiracy theories. when questioned these types of people will likely have a defense of ‘i saw it on youtube’ or ‘google it, its true.’
used to mock a friend;
friend: no realy, it’s going to happen just wait and see, wait and see the government is going to knock at your door soon, youll see.
you: yes, the government and the illumin-z-s are going to come and eat our babies.

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