illusional orgasm
aka “the h-rny houdini” – done without wearing a condom (raw d-gg-n it), while amidst s-xual intercourse, the male fools the female into believing he hasn’t emptied his seed inside her. then, after holding back the expressions of -j-c-l-t–n, pulls out and pretends to -j-c-l-t- all over her. with the already vast amount of love juices, the female is unbeknownst that she has just fell victim to the illusional -rg-sm.
i was f-ckin this girl last night, and she told me not to go inside her, but i did the illusional -rg-sm and she fell for it!!
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