ilm



acronym for i love me.
1) person 1: i was dating this guy for a while and he was real egotistical, like when i told him ilu for the first time, his response was, “sorry, ilm.”

2) person 2: well, i had this girl take headshots for me and i couldn’t bring myself to delete any of them because ilm too much.
danish:
ilm = i lige måde (the same to you)
“i like you”
-ilm

“that was some nice playing”
-ilm
it means i love mysp-ce.

or i love my sp-ce
omg i can change my url!!! omg ilms!!
stands for “i like men”

putting “i like men” as a status on your friends facebook is a great way to f-ck with their facebook, and gets many people to like their status.
ilm. what’s that stand for? it stands for i like men. wait really?
i love my self
i’m so petty omg ilms

ilms i’m such a good cook

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