ILOFT


stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.
1. went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, iloft?

2. decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn’t go through, iloft??

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