ilogizomechanophobia
fear of the internet
heightened internet exposure has shown in some cases to increase symptoms of ilogizomechanophobia, which include: breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, feeling sick, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.
you are not the only one to suffer from this phobia. most sufferers are surprised to learn that they are far from alone in this surprisingly common, although often unspoken, phobia.
there is no way out.
Read Also:
- Local Mafia
the town board of cambridge, who f-cks everyone and everything over, and wastes money. looks like the local mafia’s at it again my failed mafia group on the naffy but entertaining chat room habbo hotel. i decided to quit it the day before everyone got paid for their services. the local mafia used to gain […]
- makin' 'em hang
an expression of annoyance or impatience with another person’s drama or exaggeration, as in “quit makin’ ’em hang.” literally refers to low-hanging t-st-cl-s, although why testicular heft has anything to do with another person’s behavior remains uncertain. originated among working-cl-ss italian immigrant culture. quit makin’ ’em hang, fer chrissakes! get over it already!
- Malletize
1.) machine shop “technical term” for beating the everliving sh-t out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results. 2.) to forcibly apply a hammer to something. sometimes people malletize things to vent steam. machinist1: “wtf? this part isn’t fitting!” machinist2: “thats cuz’ you haven’t malletized it yet.”
- mama hummer
an oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as bugaboo. like an suv, but for little kids. watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they’ll run you down if […]
- manacondor
the ultimate mix. the strength of the anaconda, the flight of the condor, with the mind of a man. also a great band from milwaukee. the manacondor’s wings were flapping in the wind. i just saw an amazing band… i think they were called manacondor