iLone
when you find yourself among other people glued to their iphones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call.
guy 1: …
guy 2: …
guy 3: …
guy 4: d-mnit, would you stop playing angry birds already? you make me feel so ilone…
guy 2 pings guy3: lolz, what a loser oo
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