Ilse
bizzare person with add that weirds everyone out. crazy in the best of ways and very talkative and expressive. very s-xy. funny and loveable. can be annoying and b-tchy at times but is loyal.
d-mn that girl was such an ilse i think i’m in love dude.
a german girl’s name which means ” sacred by g-d ”
a wonderful, caring, funny person. when you meet her at first you will think she’s really shy, but when you get to know her she’s the most random and outgoing person on earth.
most ilses have really long hair, a wonderful smile, are really long and slim.
person 1: ” omg, have you seen that new girl? ”
person 2: ” yeah, she’s an ilse ”
person 1: ” ehm, her name is jenette ”
large hairy black man
person 1: ohhh boy, look over there.
person 2: ah not another ilse!
person 1: yeaaahh. gotta shave, he does.
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