IM-acrite


1. a person or thing who says that they’ll do something online- and then crushes your antic-p-tion into smitherines.

-either they’ll do something on the computer.

-or they’ll agree to do something online.
my friend always says she’ll be back online in ten mins but comes back in thirty.. sometimes never at all.
she is such a im-acrite.

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