I’m almost ready


in a girls’s language,
“i’m almost ready” means,

i have just started..
..so give her time..
peter : “are you ready?”

isabell : “i’m almost ready..”

peter : “ok..”

5 minutes after..

peter : “are you ready?”

isabell : “ya..just one more minute…”

10 minutes after…

peter : “are you done????”

isabell : “can’t you wait???”

30 mimutes after..

peter : “we are so late!! are you ready?”

isabell : “one second..”

peter : “i thought you were almost ready 30 minutes ago!!”

isabell : that was when i was finishing up with wearing clothes”

peter : “10 minutes ago?”

isabell : “oh..i was doing my make-up..”

peter : -_-

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