I’m dead I’m dead I’m alive but I’m dead


usually used by white girls who “just can’t take it anymore becky”
susan-(fails a math test) “uh no”
still susan- ” i’m dead i’m dead i’m alive but i’m dead
susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
starbucks around america die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

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