im deceased


a term that wannabe hipsters use when they are trying to be original and don’t want to say “i’m dead” like everyone else.
-at school-

person: im dead. i got three hours of sleep last night and have five tests today.

wannabe hipster: im deceased

-on the internet-

person: whoah hes so hot it kills me

wannabe hipster: im d e c e a s e d

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