I’m going to get you blacklisted
what a bunch of dumb -ss military and military dependapotamuses say to businesses when you don’t bend over and give them what they want when they are wrong.
something that you hear a million times a day if you work in customer service around military people.
upon moving out of your apartment, you get charged to clean it when you move out. (because you didn’t clean it) how dare they! don’t they know that you’re in the military???? so you march into their office and let them know that they are totally unprofessional, stupid and fat. and you tell them “i’m going to the garrison and i’m toing to get you blacklisted”
you eat out at a restaurant and they don’t offer a military discount. how dare they! don’t they know that you’re in the military????? so you refuse to pay your bill and instead yell at the busboy (who has absolutely no say in their policy) “i’m going to get you blacklisted”
you come home from a deployment and purchase a $40,000 vehicle, even though you only make $22,000 per year. you don’t make any but the first two payments and the repo man comes to pick up your ride. how dare they! don’t they know that you’re in the military????? so you threaten the tow truck driver with your glock and tell him “i’m going to get you blacklisted”
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