I’m gonna EAT YO DOG!
what you say when someone p-sses you off. also the terms:
i’m gonna sh-t on yo couch!
i’m gonna chew on yo belly b-tton!
i’m gonna snort yo ferret!
i’m gonna cut yo head off with a tooth brush!
i’m gonna make you teabag a cactus!
i’m gonna dropkick a brick wall!
i’m gonna fart in yo cereal
i’m gonna p-ss in yo lamp
i’m gonna dryhump yo tampon
i’m gonna puke in yo shoes
(f-g’s name here) is a stupid name
i’m gonna squat in yo shrubbery
i’m gonna spraypaint yo horse! (neigh)
i’m gonna chop down yo tree with a fish stick
jake: you’re such a f-g
tyler: i’m gonna eat yo dog!
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