I’m in a box
when your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to plant city, fl for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can’t even get your shoe laces in right. every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your -ss smacked and your only reaction is blurting out “baklava”. in reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . yaaaa!
“i’m in a box. let me out, let me out”
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