I’m just here for the nachos
1. a statement of indifference to what is happening
2. a method of expressing ambivalence towards the current situation
3. a way to disavow knowledge of the cause of something
4. a way of blowing someone off
5. most often used ironically, when you do actually know what is going on or why, but don’t feel like explaining it
man 1: why is everyone throwing theirs socks at that clown?
man 2: don’t ask me, i’m just here for the nachos.
creepy guy in club: hey baby, you wanna dance?
woman: no thanks, i’m just here for the nachos.
(in a community chat room)
user 1: why are those two airing their dirty laundry in a public forum?
user 2: no idea, i’m just here for the nachos.
campus security: you are all partic-p-ting in an illegal demonstration. we have your names, and will be reporting you to your deans.
student: hey! lay off, man! i’m just here for the nachos!
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