I’m not Asian -.-


something most non-asians say who are mistakenly thought of as “asians” say to correct others and their friends of their own non-asian ethnicity.

online, it is followed with an “unamused” or “asian face” emoticon. -.- or -_-

irl, a face of un-amus-m-nt or glare is put on as the non-asian corrects their peer(s).
matt: “asian face -_-”
jeff: “i’m not asian -.-”
roger: “he is clearly not asian”
andrew: “he’s filipino”
jeff: “thank you!
matt: “…you look asian”
jeff: “i’m not asian! -.-“

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