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something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.
i’m not racist, but goddam these n-gg-rs!
every time i hear someone say the phrase “i’m not racist, but…” it’s followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. why do people say this? to cover their -ss and make it look like they’re not the budding neo-n-z-s that they really are? they say it as if they’re so enlightened and open-minded that it’s impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. it’s almost as if they think it doesn’t matter how racist they really are, they’re off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with “i’m not racist.” what’s with racism anyway? i’m sick and tired of hearing people b-tch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. it’s n-body’s fault but your own.

if you don’t have a job and you can’t get laid and you smell like cheese, it’s your own d-mn fault, not the fault of some race x that’s coming into the us and stealing all of our jobs. i love it how bigots use the “stealing our jobs” card when they’re mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullsh-t they’re spewing. they say “our” as if they’re talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat -ss that can’t get a job. notice how you never hear successful people b-tch about race x that’s “stealing our jobs?” that’s because successful people couldn’t care less; they already drive a lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fat-ss kids to go to college. they don’t need your dumb-ss preaching to the world about how bad you’ve had it. if you don’t like the situation you’re in, get off of your dead -ss and work.

bottom line is, if you’re a moron and you’re going to say something bigoted, then just say it. spare the “i’m not racist” rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullsh-t.
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a phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. similar to dennis miller’s stock comedic phrase “now, i don’t want to get off on a rant here…” which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

the problem is, when dennis miller does it, he understands that he is pr-ne to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it’s funny. your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

the literal translation from racist is, “i am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you’ve met in years… the following observations will definitely prove this.”
i’m not racist, but… you do know the jews use the blood of christian babies to make matzoh.

i’m not racist, but… i think the klan does a lot of good work.

i’m not racist, but… hitler had a lot of good ideas.
a phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. similar to dennis miller’s stock comedic phrase “now, i don’t want to get off on a rant here…” which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

the problem is, when dennis miller does it, he understands that he is pr-ne to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it’s funny. your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

the literal translation from racist is, “i am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you’ve met in years… the following observations will definitely prove this.”
i’m not racist, but… you do know the jews use the blood of christian babies to make matzoh.

i’m not racist, but… i think the klan does a lot of good work.

i’m not racist, but… hitler had a lot of good ideas.