I’m not saying I’m [Jesus]…I’m just saying
an expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (-ssuming you were initially doubted)
may also be used interchangeably with the term “baby jesus”
“i’m not saying i’m jesus…i’m just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light”
“i’m not saying i’m baby jesus…i’m just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like i said you would)”
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