i’m petting my dog
specifically when a male m-st-rb-t-s or strokes his erect genitalia and would like someone to know it. used mainly for describing to a significant other over phone calls or public that you are/have masturbating. the reason you would use this term and not just outright say it would be due to things like: they’re parents are in the room, you’re in a public place, they have you on phone speaker, etc.
“hey,”
“hey!”
“am i on speaker?”
“yeah, why?”
“oh i’m just calling to let you know i’m petting my dog..”
“oh…”
-takes off speaker-
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