Im pregnant
2 words a man never wants to hear
gf: baby, im pregnant
bf: aw h-ll naw!!!
when you have unprotected s-x with your partner of the opposite gender
gf:”baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing s-x”
bf:” yea it was so fun”
gf: well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control”
bf:”yea”
gf:im pregnant, n-gg-
a popular excuse used by women to stop a boyfriend, husband, fiancée, etc from playing cod any longer.
girl: “honey, how long are you going to play that stupid game?”
guy: “just put it in the fridge and i’ll heat it up later.”
girl: “are you even listening to me?… i’m pregnant.”
guy: “you’re just saying that to get me to come upstairs.”
girl: “ugh” and walks away
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