i’m telling mom



the three scariest words of your childhood. almost always made you panic and try to stop your sibling from telling on you.
me: *hits brother*
brother: i’m telling mom!
me: no, please, i’m sorry! i’ll give you all my starburst if you don’t tell.
brother: fine.

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