I’m your dad


a comeback of the “yo’ mama” genre. if you really think about its implications, it’s rather insulting.
steve: “yo’ mama blows so hard she started hurricane katrina tryin’ to put out the candles on her birthday cake.”
tony: “awwww sheeit…”
derek: “all right.”
steve: “yo’ brother so broke and stupid he went to the nickelback concert to try to get 5 cents.”
tony: “diggity d-mn…”
derek: “oh yeah?”
steve: “yeah. and i heard your sister got a summer job breedin’ hound dogs!”
tony: “ooh…that hurts.”
derek: “well i’m your dad.”
steve: “what?”
derek: “yeah, just got the paternity test results. i remember that night. i was in line right behind the st. john’s basketball team.”
tony: “ooooooh snap! you just got served, son.”
the greatest comeback in the world. conversation ender. anything you can imagine.

pr-nunciation- i’m yer dad
guy 1: dude i could totally beat you at anything.

guy 2: oh really…. cuz im your dad.

you: dude that girl totally wants my c-ck.
douche bag: no she doesnt bro…
you: oh really…. cuz im your dad

guy 1: you wanna play some pool?
guy 2: no pools f-ckin gay.
guy 1: dude im your dad…. now listen to daddy and go get your sh-t.

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