i’maffle
verb. the act of thinking of or actually venturing out to the closest waffle house after a heavy night of drinking….also means heavy drinking that may or may not end in a waffle house awaiting slow waffle service and runaway chases….not to be confused with imaffling, which is simply heavy drinking or complete f-ckedupedness inside the mind due to heavy drinking or drug use.
we will i’maffle after the next round of jagerbombs! this town is f-cking worthless because there is nowhere for me to i’maffle.
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