Imaginary Girlfriend
a nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). i have one of these. the pros far outway the cons. no dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. if you give her some interesting problems, she’ll really be 3 dimensional. mine’s a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.
mom: where are all your pens?
me: bonnie must have stolen them.
mom: who the h-ll’s bonnie?
me: exactly.
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