Imaginary
the state of my girlfriend
imaginary: you know your girlfriend is when she says you’re right
something you wish for that isn’t really there.
dude: hey,where is your car?
other guy: what car? yeah,uh,had a little accident…now all i have is my imaginary car.
dude: wow,that sucks,guess that makes two of us.
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