IMBP
i might be pregnant.
the way some girls communicate to their acryonym adoring boyfriends, f-ck buddies, or husbands that a possible pregnancy is looming on the horizon of their lives.
texting girl: imbp <3u
texting boy: wat?? <3u2
texting girl: go buy diaper nd a ept r-t-rd. <3u
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