IMbush


/noun/
a planned attack, committed by two or more internet-savvy people, which uses instant message to -ssault, interrogate, or incriminate a third party.
my attempt to date two boys at once fell apart when they imbushed me, demanding i fess up.
to instant message a friend, co-worker or family member immediately after they become available online. the term applies most aptly to those who do so consistently and perpetuate lengthy and pointless instant messaging sessions.
d-ck: “did you get your fourth-quarter financials finished?”
jane: “no, because my college roommate imbushed me as soon as i booted up and i couldn’t get rid of her”
an im ambush; the surprise attack of a person messaging you immediately after you sign on to a messaging service viz., aim, facebook chat.
i become very wary when i sign on to facebook because i’m scared of an imbush; they are very surpising and often awkward.

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