immaculate child


when you have all the symptoms of pregnancy but you are actually not pregnant; you are just taking birth control pills. includes: morning sickness, insane cravings, nausea, back pain, soreness, larger br–sts, etc.
miss pimp m-ffin: “d-mn man i’m hungry fo some biscuits, orange soda, and hot dog buns. but i feel mad nauseous. plus mah b–bs hurt.”
twinkie: “oooo gurl you got knocked up didnt ya?”
miss pimp m-ffin: “naw gurl is mah immaculate child.”

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