Immaculate Stock


when you take a sh-t that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. this usually occurs when you produce a nice firm t-rd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the -sshole area.
i am now a religious man. i’ve had my first immaculate stock!

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