Immanuel Kant


the famous 18 th century philosopher. to describe his moral philosophy he used this brillant metaphor: “the moral law within and the starry sky above.”
despite m-ssive intelligence, immanuel kant had never marriedn and had allegedly remained a virgin until his final hour. he also didn’t like pictorial arts and had a pretty dubious taste in music. instead of the german cl-ssical music giants, kant preferred the munic-p-l br-ss band playing free, open-air concerts in his native city of konigsberg (kaliningrad in russian).
i beg your pardon!!
i’m so sorry. it’s not that sort of kant…
what!?
never mind. read david hume instead!

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