Impatient Gourmet
the impatient gourmet is a s-xual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.
“my gustatory cravings were overpowering my s-xual desires, so i had to give her the impatient gourmet.”
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