imploding toad



is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for everything…to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes…then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes flashbacks to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ……..

rx:
run and never look back
you need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.

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