is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for everything…to include
* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes…then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*causes flashbacks to middle and high school
run and never look back
you need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.
when someone does your inside joke gif in real-life, perplexing the mind so much you think you just viewed a gif. ****(referred to as gif in sentences)**** 1. using a gif so much that it becomes part of your daily life 2. using a gif so much you can no longer think of the proper […]
there are three different meanings for the word ‘backcase’ – first it could mean a spine in a suitcase, this is the literal meaning – the intent of ‘backing up’ a friend in a fight of some sort or – when your mate thinks they’re hard so they cause a fight and then realise they’re […]
hiyan might seem normal at first but when once you get to meet her (or stalk her) she turns out to be a f***ing s-x goddess. her s-xy twerk-squat blows the minds of everyone near her. her hair flips makes every jaw in the entire room drop. guys cling to her like little puppies. when […]
a great and funny anime about social anxiety which is considered cringy but secretly a masterpiece person 1: i finally watched that watamote anime person 2: omg i relate to it so much person 1: yeah same here it wasn’t all that bad or cringy as people say it is
- dirty wookie
the s-xual act of licking a hairy b-tthole, that has not been cleaned. that girl was so hot i didn’t mind giving her a dirty wookie.