when you slide into the dms but you just fill them with dank memes.
guy 1: hey what are you doing duuuuude?
me: oh just got done impregnating the dms.
guy 1: ohhhhhh yeahhhhh~~~
diamanta is the prettiest most nices girl in the world but if you mess with her she will attack you like a shark.her name means diamond so she is very precious her bidy is banging and her curls are amazing.she has the most buetiful eyes she makes everyone laugh.diamanta is the best person you will […]
- ironman triathlon
the most intense race which usually takes all day to finish and includes in this order swimming 2.4 miles, biking 112 miles and running 26.2 miles without breaks just to get a medal, tshirt and hear your name at the finish line person 1: wow morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately […]
- dirty cleats
when you c-m in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your c-m still in between her toes. creating dirty cleats “man, i just gave my girl some dirty cleats before her softball game.”
- ur beat
when you can’t do sh-t about somethin stoney just got hit by a car that’s beat sean just slapped an asian that’s beat you killed his cat ur not beat no one likes cats you killed ur dog ur beat everyone loves dogs
- swoon magnet
when someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint hamish was the ultimate swoon magnet