in-bred island monkey


an endearing term for the english. a people who are infinitely proud of the population and size of their island nation however fail to recognize that said size and population may have resulted in a less-than-ideal ancestry. this could be why they have bad food, warm ‘lager’, ugly women, sh-tty weather, poor dental hygeine and are possibly the most repressed people on earth. these ‘facts of life’ are why the english are most often encountered in a pub.
tom: those brits sure like to make fun of us for being americans.
bill: don’t let the in-bred island monkeys get to you. they are still mad that we began the fall of their empire.

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