in Judn wudsln

high german for ‘to finger the jew’ (low german: ‘am juden wuzeln’), this denotes manual stimulation of the cl-toris, whether by the female herself or her partner.

here ‘jud’ is the germanic ethnonym for ‘jew’, which is commonly applied to the ‘p-n-s muliebris’ or ‘female phallus’, on account of the smaller average size of the oriental caucasoid ‘judenpimmel’ or jewish p-n-s as compared to the nordic german p-n-s. thus, this light-hearted term is directly based on the jewish small p-n-s stereotype, which is a subtype of the asian small p-n-s stereotype & is very deep-rooted in grossdeutschland & europe, as ill-strated in martin walser’s ‘tod eines kritikers’ & as aptly observed by daniel boyarin: “… that feminized position into which jewish men are put by european culture … the jew is a cl-toris. he has no phallus.” (‘sparks of the logos: essays in rabbinic hermeneutics’ leiden: brill, 2003, p 242) meanwhile, wutzeln connotes rolling, twisting or fondling between the fingers.

to be distinguished from the related term ‘den judn stemma’ (north german: ‘den juden stemmen’: to ‘chisel’ or ‘strongly work’ the ‘jew’), which connotes p-ssive or active c-nn-l-ng-s, & ‘am juden spielen’, which denotes either manual female masturbation or c-nn-l-ng-s.
1) the phrase is recorded in the biography of the famed south german courtesan, josephine mutzenbacher: “wudsln: wuzeln, (zwischen den fingern) wälzen, «onanieren» oder «die cl-toris betasten»: in judn wudsln.” – ‘josefine mutzenbacher: die lebensgeschichte einer wienerischen dirne, von ihr selbst erzählt’ felix salten. ed oswald wiener. reinbek bei hamburg {germany} : rowohlt, 1978, p 186.

2) nicole: ich will jetzt in judn wudsln (i want to finger my cl-t now)

3) hans: ich sah mei’ mutti in judn wudsln (i saw my mother m-st-rb-t-)

4) stephanie: in judn wudsln ist ja so viel spaß! (cl-t-m-ssage is so much fun!)

5) jens: ich mag immer, mei’ frau in judn wudsln (i always love to flick my wife’s cl-t)