In The Bath
this phrase is used as an -n-logy for the comfortable paranoia -ssociated with being stoned. it was decided that you would not enjoy meeting new people while naked in the bath, much the same as you would not enjoy meeting new people while stoned. it is also noted that once in the bath…. it is very unpleasant leaving it, much like how one likes to stay stoned.
:also read “eating a sandwich”….they’re messy and you usually end up in the bath afterwards
“man the landlord is here”
“sh-t, don’t bring him in, i’m in the bath”
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