in the crawl space
the closeted virgin’s -n-log to a gay person’s “in the closet”. “crawl sp-ce” because it’s an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ign-ble than being gay. also apt for virgins because “crawl” is descriptive of a virgin’s infant state of s-xuality.
cal: you know, andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
jay: that’s weird man, cause what’s a guy doin’ making egg salad on a friday night? aw cr-p! you think he’s a virgin?!! you think he’s…in the crawl sp-ce?!
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