inch pressing
this is where, when a guy is measuring his p-n-s, he tries to press the ruler into his pelvis to “record” a bigger number. he basically stabs himself with the ruler to claim he has a bigger phallus.
“dude, never use a metal ruler when inch pressing. it can leave a mark.”
“i am quite average if i just measure but inch pressing gives me another inch or two!”
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